Britney Gets a Lighter with Five Finger Discount!

Though she certainly has the ability to buy whatever she wants, for some reason, Britney Spears decided to steal a disposable lighter from a gas station last night -- and brag about it to the cameras!


The popwreck spent most of her day driving the paparazzi around in circles. When she decided to stop at a Van Nuys gas station for some gum, she doubled back for a lighter -- and just snatched it off a display. Gimme dis lighter!

We'd like to say Britney "forgot" to pay for it, but then she turned to the cameras and yelled, "I stole something. Oh, I'm bad. Ohhhhh!"



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1. They should press charges on her....

Posted at 11:19AM on Dec 8th 2007 by KO

2. Retard!

Posted at 11:19AM on Dec 8th 2007 by Donkeypuncher

3. wow what the f**K is going on with this girl. She even has a different look in her eyes that im not used to seeing on her.

Posted at 11:21AM on Dec 8th 2007 by omg

4. My kid stole a lighter & is doin 10 to life !!

Posted at 11:21AM on Dec 8th 2007 by Jack Schitt

5. its going to be such a lonely world when the cameras stop coming around!!!!!

Posted at 11:22AM on Dec 8th 2007 by roughdaddy

6. TMZ please forward that video to KFed's lawyer!

Posted at 11:22AM on Dec 8th 2007 by Diane

7. Oh yeah the cash register was with the lighter!!

Posted at 11:23AM on Dec 8th 2007 by Jack Schitt

8. As you can see ,she really dont dem'boyz y'all !!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:23AM on Dec 8th 2007 by Team ...ahhhh whatever ...

9. Please stop following her. You are just fueling her mental illness. As human beings we should all recognize that it is not okay to exploit such an sick person.

Posted at 11:24AM on Dec 8th 2007 by she smiled

10. Its official, she has lost her damn mind! She is soooooo screwed! K-Fed's bum case is looking better and better! Brittney will be taken to the cleaners by the time he's done if she keeps up this mess!

And yes, they should press charges but they probably won't or if they do, she'll only get a minor charge which is crap. Guaranteed if it was me or anyone in the regular world, we would get jail time!

Posted at 11:26AM on Dec 8th 2007 by egriffin

11. She is going to be the American Amy Winehouse!! What the hell is going w/her. Was she hiding this personality all along. She has totally lost it. Maybe she got her hands on some bad "stuff."

Posted at 11:25AM on Dec 8th 2007 by TT

12. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.........File a police report Mr.Gas Station Man.......Here's the PROOF and THE CONFESSION! Lock her up....."Twin Towers" will be just fine......Throw away the key! This is the ICING on the cake! Give FULL custody to Kevin and up his ALLOWANCE AND CHILD SUPPORT.............FOREVER...................SECURE HER MONEY SO SHE CAN NOT DWINDLE IT AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:30AM on Dec 8th 2007 by ATTENTION JUDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

13. She totally paid for that lighter! You can clearly see she takes out an additional $2.00 out of her wallet and forgets it and goes back to grap it. She is being completely sarcastic saying she stole it because she knows that the papparazzi will run with it, just like they did!

Posted at 11:31AM on Dec 8th 2007 by DONNA

14. Oh come on people lighten up! She was joking around because of all the pap attention and the way the media portrays her as a monster. The man at the conveinence store I go to every day gives me lighters and candy all the time and doesn't let me pay the small change..when you are a regular customer store owners treat you like that. I am sure none of you have relatives who are in jail right now for stealing a three for a dollar freaking lighter, that is ridiculous!

Posted at 11:31AM on Dec 8th 2007 by anonymous

15. This woman is driving around AGAIN trying to get attention! My God, she stops to buy gum, this woman is addicted to shopping for ANYTHING! And she rips off a lighter, WTF. Yes, Twitney, you ARE bad, and finally admitting it is the first step towards recovery. Of course, we know you love being a trainwreck and are doing everything possible to make sure Kevin gets full custody of your kids so you can be rid of your beautiful babies forever, so no one will really be expecting you to actually get your sorry self together. Human stain, that's all you are anymore, Britney.

Posted at 11:33AM on Dec 8th 2007 by OMG !!!

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