Britney Gets a Lighter with Five Finger Discount!

Though she certainly has the ability to buy whatever she wants, for some reason, Britney Spears decided to steal a disposable lighter from a gas station last night -- and brag about it to the cameras!


The popwreck spent most of her day driving the paparazzi around in circles. When she decided to stop at a Van Nuys gas station for some gum, she doubled back for a lighter -- and just snatched it off a display. Gimme dis lighter!

We'd like to say Britney "forgot" to pay for it, but then she turned to the cameras and yelled, "I stole something. Oh, I'm bad. Ohhhhh!"



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451. I seen TMZ last night and I was disgusted!!! Not at Britney, but you people! She asked you to leave her alone and you don't!!! What is it going to take for y'all to leave her alone. she's obviously depressed as it is are u just waiting for another anna nicole tragedy!!!

Posted at 4:33PM on Dec 12th 2007 by Carrie

452. SO pathetic... and im sure the gas station will turn around and attempt to press charges- everyone wants their 15 minutes. Theres something wrong with her, you can only feel so bad for her before u stop caring!!! Then she tells the paparazzi to go back to his country- jeeze.
"Who's Gonna Care when the novelties over... when the star of the show isnt you anymore-"

Posted at 7:19PM on Dec 12th 2007 by TaLLoN

453. LMAO! This b***h sure is retarded! I can't wait til her ass rots in jail!

Posted at 8:46PM on Dec 12th 2007 by SmartBrainz

454. Will people leave the bitch alone?
Damn, she is just some blonde girl that got lucky. I don't see the press showing up every time a blonde walks into a gas station.

Posted at 12:49AM on Dec 13th 2007 by ugh?

455. Wowww! She did not steal that lighter. As you can tell she pulled $2 bucks out of her wallet and left it on the counter the second time. She forgets it and goes back to get it. She is being completely sarcastic when she said she stole it, because she knows that the papparazzi will run with it, and what did they do?

Posted at 9:18PM on Dec 12th 2007 by woww

456. wow, she's completely ridiculous.

she reminds me of my aunt, though.. scary thought

Posted at 9:44PM on Dec 13th 2007 by leigh

457. Man, someone needs to get her help. I'm disgusted at the perverse attention Britney's received, to which people are only mocking. I myself have dealt with mental illnesses and am finally being successfully treated. Britney needs help, not unfair rebukes or else she could well be on the way to just another forgotten human being, or even a number in the millions of suicides a year. Honestly, it is probably about as bad being her and someone completely isolated and lost from the care of humanity.

I pity the indulgent fools.

Posted at 4:24PM on Dec 14th 2007 by bajjer

458. Hell, no one is going to press charges, besides if the gas station asks for it back they can sell it on ebay!
I think the only one more stupid than she is are the retards who buy that crap.

Posted at 1:56PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Joy

459. do you guys thing that MAYBE she did that as a joke?
like 'oh my God, here is some more crap for you to write about?'
watch her face and listen to her tone...both sarcastic.
she's fed up with being followed.

Posted at 3:40AM on Dec 13th 2007 by tay

460. Wow, the media is ridiculous. She's totally being harassed by the photographers.
I guess people have little to do with their time. AND, couldn't the captions for the pictures been more.. Oh say..I don't know, CREATIVE? Perhaps funny? No... that's asking for too much I suppose. Pointless commentaries for pointless photos, nothing incriminating.
OH! NOT TO MENTION SHE PAID FOR THE LIGHTER.
Why are people so ignorant? They believe anything, but that's how media makes money..through the retards of society that have nothing better to do than live through someone in a magazine or television, WHY? Because their lives are not even worth conversing about. Ninnies. She just needs to be left alone.

Posted at 3:56AM on Dec 16th 2007 by Deviant

461. What a stupid b**tch.

Posted at 11:43PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Marko

462. WOW. BRITNEY STOLE A 59 CENT LIGHTER!!! ALERT THE MEDIA... NO ACTUALLY MAYBE IF THE MEDIA WOULD LEAVE HER ALONE AND LET HER HAVE HER PRIVACY AND NOT TAKE HER PICTURE FOR THREE MONTHS, MAYBE SHE COULD ACTUALLY DRIVE, SHOP, AND GER HER LIFE TOGETHER WITHOUT THE DRAMA. SO YEAH THINK ABOUT IT YOU PAPARAZZI FREAKS!

Posted at 9:12PM on Dec 16th 2007 by amy

463. The only intelligent information on this whole page so far was posted by Donna and Anonymous, who said:

You can clearly see she takes out an additional $2.00 out of her wallet and forgets it and goes back to grap it. (The lighter she paid for.)

and

Oh come on people lighten up! She was joking around because of all the pap attention and the way the media portrays her as a monster. The man at the conveinence store I go to every day gives me lighters and candy all the time and doesn't let me pay the small change..when you are a regular customer store owners treat you like that. I am sure none of you have relatives who are in jail right now for stealing a three for a dollar freaking lighter, that is ridiculous!

The ones who should be arrested and put in jail for a very, very long time are every one of the photographers who are stalking her...as well as any other "media" or ANY person who stalks any celebrity or private individual.

Stalking is a felony offense...

Anyone who supports and encourages stalkers...even those who only encourage "celebrity" stalkers by buying anything with photos obviously obtained through such stalking and harassment harassement, meaning without the subject's expressed permission or obvious cooperation should also be jailed and fined severely. It is called aiding and abetting a felony crime...and I believe they are also felony crimes.

It's time the American courts recognize that obvious fact...then perhaps the "justice" system can be respected again.

Anyone who slanders or libels her here...or anywhere else...as most of you in your ignorance and jealousy have...are also serious criminals and should be given significant jail time and heavily fined.

Britney should sue TMZ (for libel and character defamation) and the stalkers for all that is allowable (criminal harassment, severe mental cruelty, etc) . TMZ sadly shows itself clearly as a disreputable website to even post such a headline and encourage the obviously truly mentally ill people... that seem the majority here...to spew such venom about someone they don't even know.

And perhaps she yet will sue them. She has all the evidence she needs right here on their website.

I can't wait until quality celebrities all band together in a class action suit to put all of these disreputable criminal media out of business...and shame all the ignorant people who have no lives, and take the time to read and support sites like this, let alone post their jealous drivel here.

Such a lawsuit would bring about as much needed justice and protection for others as the Farm Aid and Live Aid concerts.

It's time the vermin are are drowned...

Or blown to the wind like so much worthless chaff....



As for Britney being mentally ill, she's not at all....

Britney is severely traumatized...and that is all she is trying to recover from.

It's not her fault that her family and most everyone around her is white trash and too ignorant to understand that. It is quite common that trashy and ignorant families label traumatized family members as mentally ill. And if allowed, most medical people will give that label also, because all they really care about is the money they earn from prescribing drugs and ongoing therapy.

Britney should be getting all manner of support and help from her friends, family, the courts and every decent person who truly loves or who has ever made money off of her...to help her with her children and the nuttiness of our sick court system that refuses to acknowledge when a person has been severely traumatized by a deadbeat like Kevin Federline.

She is understandably overwhelmed and stressed out by that...

Not to mention from being perpetually stalked at a felony level by criminal "media" elements, and the multitude of self absorbed, childish, ignorant, jealous and two faced so called "fans"...and even worse, exhausted and further traumatized by the trashy element of the world that have such laughable lives that they actually sit around reading about famous people just so they can trash them. Most likely because its the only way they can make themselves feel better about their own miserable and pointless lives.

The fact that the judges or any of the other "experts" in her case, or in her life, cannot see that...only shows how clearly ignorant and incompetent they are as well.

It doesn't take a rocket scientist.

It only takes a half intelligent person...who isn't jealous of her....and who isn't profiting from allowing her life to be continually twisted around...as even the courts are doing, by their perpetuating this circus.

(It too is called aiding and abetting.)

Let's see if TMZ.com will have a conscience and clean up their act on their own...apologize, and make amends for their crimes.

Though even that would be no excuse for what they have already done...and perpetuated.

Posted at 9:11AM on Dec 14th 2007 by The God of Abraham, Issaac and Jacob

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Posted at 1:06PM on Dec 15th 2007 by Tis the season for givng to others

465. If you watch the video closely you will see Britney paying for the lighter, turning to leave and realizing that she forgot to grab the lighter. She was being sarcastic Ya'll. As for her new song and video........I love it. Its so true.

Posted at 2:45PM on Dec 16th 2007 by Firefly

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