Britney Gets a Lighter with Five Finger Discount!

Though she certainly has the ability to buy whatever she wants, for some reason, Britney Spears decided to steal a disposable lighter from a gas station last night -- and brag about it to the cameras!


The popwreck spent most of her day driving the paparazzi around in circles. When she decided to stop at a Van Nuys gas station for some gum, she doubled back for a lighter -- and just snatched it off a display. Gimme dis lighter!

We'd like to say Britney "forgot" to pay for it, but then she turned to the cameras and yelled, "I stole something. Oh, I'm bad. Ohhhhh!"



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46. Can this woman fart without TMZ cameras up her skank ass?

Leave it alone TMZ, you friggin parasites. Bet $1,000.00 you're all gay!

Posted at 12:42PM on Dec 8th 2007 by nasty a$s

47. She obviously bought it. That's why she paused at the register.

Posted at 2:49PM on Dec 9th 2007 by Smee

48. Thank you, "Donna"; my guess is that she just wants more and more attention and it's so sad to me that the only people she seems to get it from are the paps. This girl needs so much help and I wish with all my heart she could be held to get the help she needs. I, too, think Kevin should have full custody. Bragging about a theft, no matter how small, is so sad, sick and irresponsible. I'm just sad for her. I know she's what, 26? But there has to be a way to save her life and straighten her out, even if she's never able to perform again professionally. Maybe the show "Intervention" would be able to help her: she'd still get her air time, the attention, and hopefully, the help she so desperately needs. For those of you who wish her dead, though, maybe you'd better take a look at yourselves. How would you truly feel about that? My heart just hurts for her and Amy Winehouse and all the others out there who, regardless of all the people around them, are so desperately lonely...

Posted at 12:44PM on Dec 8th 2007 by Jennie

49. I am ashamed to admit Britney Spears is from Louisiana. She must be kind to our politicians! She acts just like them. She is not a mother to her children. She needs to be castrated so to speak, and not be allowed to be anywhere around those children. She needs to remember how she was raised and start living like a decent human being; not a harlot/drunk/junkie whore. Lock her up and throw away the key. Do us all a favor, PLEASE.

Posted at 12:47PM on Dec 8th 2007 by parkermizellm

50. Go back to your country? America hates you, Brit. Why don't YOU leave the country?

Posted at 12:50PM on Dec 8th 2007 by Hmmmm

51. Realistically, it looks like she paid for it and then started to walk off without it and then turned around and got it. It seems like she was making fun and a joke that she "stole" it.

If you watch, she gives them money and then takes more money out and gives them and starts to walk off and say "OMG", then turns back around and picks up the lighter.

I bet you she paid for it and then FORGOT to pick it up. I've done that MANY times. Leave my bag at the check out and then turn around and go get it after I forgot that I didn't pick it up in the first place!

Posted at 12:52PM on Dec 8th 2007 by dj

52. As stated in today's earlier Britney story---WACK JOB!!!!!!

Posted at 12:55PM on Dec 8th 2007 by no thank you

53. GOOD GRIEF.Britney clearly paid for the lighter, But again readers as well as TMZ just HATE , JUST TO BE HATING !!!
It's a damn shame that people sit here on a daily judging others, when all you have to do is tend to your own BRATS. LORD only knows the KIDS of today are a carbon copy of their HATING PARENTS..

Posted at 12:55PM on Dec 8th 2007 by BLINKING !!

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55. Watch the vid again. She walks IN, throws money down, walks out, then comes back again and steals the lighter. Lighter was NEVER mentioned.

Posted at 12:55PM on Dec 8th 2007 by Duh

56. I've never seen anyone so stupid. She just keeps giving KFed's lawyer more evidence against her.

Posted at 5:34PM on Dec 8th 2007 by Annie

57. She is retarded. She has the intelligence of a 6 year old. She really needs a babysitter.

Posted at 12:59PM on Dec 8th 2007 by arrest the thief

58. weird ...

Posted at 1:01PM on Dec 8th 2007 by KK

59. she is too ugly for porn.

Posted at 1:13PM on Dec 8th 2007 by beaver

60. 10. She is going to be the American Amy Winehouse!! What the hell is going w/her. Was she hiding this personality all along. She has totally lost it. Maybe she got her hands on some bad "stuff."

Posted at 11:25AM on Dec 8th 2007 by TT
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First of all she IS the american version of Amy Winehouse !Secondly -only she knows "whats going on with "her" ".Thirdly -the personality was always there ,it may be one of many -think "Sybil"!Fourthly -Yes she has lost it ,happened a while ago .And lastly I wouldnt doubt the bad "stuff" she got ahold of was prescribbed by some "Hollywood" Doctor -Think "Anna Nicole Smith" .
I agree it is sad that nobody can seem to stop the "Trainwreck" that is Britney Spears ,sooooo sad if you ask me !

Posted at 1:15PM on Dec 8th 2007 by Team ...ahhhh whatever ...

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