Posted Oct 13th 2009 1:48PM by TMZ Staff
Sportin' a Nick Nolte mug shot weave, '70s nana shades, rosaries leftover from Madonna's 1985 Virgin tour, a scarf made out of the throw from "Roseanne's" couch, a handbag created by an arts and crafts class at day camp and her signature ginormous coffee drink, Mary-Kate Olsen emerged mostly upright in NYC on Monday.

If you put on that many heinous accouterments, you'd need 20 ounces of caffeine to lift your feeble bones too.
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Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Olsen Twins, Fashion
Tags: bag lady, BagLady, crazy, homeless, Mary-Kate Olsen, Mary-kateOlsen
Posted Sep 3rd 2009 1:00PM by TMZ Staff
Defying the Olsen Twin Vacant Stare Code of Stoic Conduct, Ashley Olsen actually showed some human-like behavior and hugged boyfriend Justin Bartha after arriving to LAX last night.

No doubt Mary-Kate will have no feeling either way about this.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Olsen Twins
Tags: Ashley Olsen, AshleyOlsen, hug, Justin Bartha, JustinBartha, olsen twins, OlsenTwins
Posted Apr 27th 2009 12:10PM by TMZ Staff
Looking like the illegitimate love child of Nick Nolte's mugshot and Ozzy Osbourne, Mary-Kate Olsen threw on a medical smock and went for an unsupervised ride through the East Village this weekend.

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Olsen Twins, Fashion
Tags: east village, EastVillage, Mary-Kate Olsen, Mary-kateOlsen
Posted Mar 29th 2009 7:50AM by TMZ Staff
She only weighs 48 pounds, so it wouldn't take much for the highly flammable Mary-Kate Olsen to go up in smoke. Hence a bad idea to pump gas with a cell phone in hand.

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Olsen Twins
Tags: mary kate olsen, MaryKateOlsen, olsen twins, OlsenTwins
Posted Mar 16th 2009 12:55PM by TMZ Staff
Looking like the illegitimate love child of Ozzy Osbourne and Courtney Love, a blood-less Mary-Kate Olsen made her way to an opera gala in NYC on Sunday.

Rumors that the 22-year-old wonder twin later bit the head off of a bat and blogged incoherently are not true.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Olsen Twins, Fashion
Tags: fashion, Mary Kate Olsen, MaryKateOlsen
Posted Feb 23rd 2009 3:15PM by TMZ Staff
After watching that famous Carol Burnett "Gone with the Wind" skit one too many times, both Victoria Beckham and Mary-Kate Olsen left their houses this weekend sporting some serious drapery hardware.

But unlike Burnett, we're laughing at them ... not with them.
Filed under: Olsen Twins, Becks & Posh, Fashion
Tags: clothes, fashion, Mary-Kate Olsen, Mary-kateOlsen, style, Victoria Beckham, VictoriaBeckham
Posted Feb 13th 2009 3:00AM by TMZ Staff
Carrying her trademark 2005 oversized nana shades and a coffee cup, Mary-Kate Olsen maneuvered a NYC sidewalk wearing her finest Chewbacca pelt on Thursday.

MKO is in the running for the title of PETA's Worst-Dressed Celeb of 2009. With her denim cutoffs and Lindsay leggings, she should have this contest in the (leather) bag!
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Filed under: Olsen Twins, Fashion
Tags: Mary-Kate Olsen, Mary-kateOlsen
Posted Dec 4th 2008 12:25PM by TMZ Staff
With a tropical Zorro hat, beachy blue velvet Stevie Nicks blazer, spring shade of black useless scarf, raggedy bell bottoms and Summer of Love platform wedges, Mary-Kate Olsen endured a bitter cold 75 degree winter day in Miami Beach on Wednesday.
No word if she went for a swim in a lambswool bikini or thermal one-piece.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Olsen Twins, Fashion, Nurse!
Tags: Mary-Kate Olsen, Mary-kateOlsen
Posted Oct 20th 2008 9:42PM by TMZ Staff
There's been speculation Mary-Kate Olsen has had issues with food. If true, today's car accident won't help much. The driver of the car in which M-K was riding backed into an an El Pollo Loco delivery vehicle in West Hollywood.

Poor Mary-Kate wasn't even there to eat ... she was furniture shopping.
Hopefully she won't have a Pavlovian response to food and bad things happening.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Olsen Twins
Tags: mary-kate olsen, Mary-kateOlsen
Posted Sep 9th 2008 6:54AM by TMZ Staff
Mary-Kate Olsen tripled her daily caloric intake by enjoying a beer last night in NYC.
That will probably go straight to her ... oh, who are we kidding?
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Olsen Twins
Tags: Mary Kate Olsen, MaryKateOlsen
Posted Aug 26th 2008 1:30PM by TMZ Staff
Sporting a vintage flannel shirt dress thing from Kurt Cobain's Spring 1992 Collection, Mary-Kate Olsen -- like all good L.A. area hipsters -- ventured out in public to catch the musical stylings of Radiohead at the Hollywood Bowl on Monday.

No word if the Karma Police showed up, but the fashion police sure did.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Olsen Twins, Fashion
Tags: Mary-Kate Olsen, Mary-kateOlsen
Posted Aug 15th 2008 9:50AM by TMZ Staff
The bastard love child of Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan has surfaced.

Mary-Kate Olsen was snapped leaving her NYC apartment on Thursday wearing Sam's fedora, hoodie and dress shoes mixed with Lindsay's hair, dress and bag.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Olsen Twins, Fashion
Posted Aug 14th 2008 3:06PM by TMZ Staff
Usually we could forgive our camera guy for calling Ashley by her sister's name -- like he did last night. But these days we actually can tell them apart.
Mary-Kate has been a part of all that Heath Ledger drama. Plus, she's involved in a $30k dispute with her former landlord. Ashley, on the other hand....nothin'.
Filed under: Olsen Twins
Tags: ashely olsen, AshelyOlsen, mary-kate olsen, Mary-kateOlsen